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Not only is it America's favorite Mexican holiday, it's also the birthday of the Maestrosities!
That's right, May 5th is ¡Cinco de Maestro!
Come celebrate with us at Dixon Place!
A very special show, featuring very special guests:
The awe-inspiring & mystifying magnificence of The Amazing El Macho del Norte (& John Leo)!
The absurdly adorable and awesomely talented, Uke-Lola!
The magic moves and madcap mayhem of the Leroy Sisters!
The sweetly melodious and savagely comic songs of Francis Heaney!
The stunning beauty and side-splitting comedy of James & JF!
And, of course, none other than The Coolest Band Ever.... The Maestrosities!

Make this a May 5th to remember, by remembering to come on down to
¡Cinco de Maestro!
The funnest fiesta in town!  (If the Maestro says it, it must be a real word!)

¿When? 
¡Thursday, May 5th!

¿Where?
¡Dixon Place!
(161A Chrystie Street, between Rivington and Delancey, New York City)

¿How?
¡Tickets are $10!
Get your tickets early, so you don't miss out!

The Maestrosities are: Gina Samardge, Rod Kimball, Dave Gochfeld,  Andy Sapora & Glen Heroy.